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Wednesday, June 20, 2007

It would have understood a simple pat on the ass.

Nick Cotsonika, the guy behind the Honolulu Blue Kool-Aid stand, wrote up a story told by some of Sargent Marinelli's high school buddies about old Sarge wrestling a bear in a car dealership parking lot.
“It was cold, the mat was all wet, and this bear was smelly, let me tell you,” Schram said. “So we put the money up there, and in goes Rod. Rod did then what he does now: He went in to win.”
If Rod still has that kind of intensity and drive, maybe he can go into Damian Woodie's house and get him to put down the tub of Edy's chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream.
The Russian guy declared Victor the victor. Schram and Gomez said they cheated. Marinelli tried to be a good sport.
Fuck, that's the last thing the Lions need. Do you think the Broncos got to be a good team by being 'good sports'? And yeah, I'm sure they cheated. The Bear wasn't following the code of man vs. beast fighting conduct. Roger Goodell would have that bear's ass.
“Rod goes over to shake the bear’s hand,” Gomez said, laughing. “The bear doesn’t know he’s coming to shake hands. The bear attacked him again.”
God help us.

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  • At 11:00 AM, Blogger The Battleship said…

    So Marinelli wrestles a bear and its a humorous anecdote but Michael Vick is into dog fighting and its a horrible transgression. That's racist.


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