Who's Now?

Who's Now?

Chris Berman: Loud, obese mammal that regurgitates same tired act year-after-year, annoying the majority of those viewing him while endearing himself to subnormals. Surprisingly, he does quite well for himself, living with no fear of losing his high status at the cable sports company.

Fisherman's Wharf Sea Lion: Loud, obese mammal that flops around barking for its viewers to throw it food, annoying the majority of those in the area while endearing itself to hopelessly landlocked sodbusters from middle America. And subnormals. Surprisingly, it does quite well for itself, laying around all day with more than enough to eat thanks to the steady stream of meals being chucked at it.