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Friday, August 24, 2007

Do you think I’m sexy? How about now?

To the dudes that read this blog, I’m about to make all your wet dreams come true. Introducing crotchless pantaloons brought to you from the Traditional Christian Marriage Store.

When you fuck me, I'm thinking about Jesus.

What traditional Christian marriage can possibly function without a pair? You’d be hard pressed to turn down a romp in the hay with any lassie sporting these wencherific togs.

And while shopping on the website, feel free to check out the erotic reading selection, where you can browse such titles as the Naughty Bloomers Collection which contains over “50,000 words of spanking short stories involving Christian men who strive to teach their families sound Biblical values through the use of the rod.”

Wow, these Christian folk sure know how to be traditional! I mean who doesn’t get dressed up in crotchless 18th century underwear and ask to be spanked with a rod?

And these people think gays are the peverted ones - reality check, people!

Thanks to the ladies at for the lead.

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  • At 10:46 AM, Anonymous God said…

    Don't make me come down there...

  • At 8:15 AM, Blogger Awful Chief said…

    Just imagine your lady walking out of the bathroom wearing nothing but a coif and crotchless pantaloons with her massive bush protruding through the gap.

  • At 11:27 PM, Blogger Joe said…

    It looks like the links are broken. Bummer. I was wantin' to get me some pantaloons for yoga class.

  • At 3:29 PM, Blogger Dolores said…

    Holy crap - they took the site down! That sucks - there were seriously 5 different styles of crotchless pantaloons. Boo.


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