Sportsblog Reports Carr-rowe Named Head Coach at Michigan

Sportsblog Reports Carr-rowe Named Head Coach at Michigan

My sources in the UM Athletic Department have confirmed that Russell Crowe has signed a 5-year, $11.3 million contract to coach Michigan's football team. I've been told that the contract includes a $1.5 million buyout clause in the event that the South Sydney Rabbitohs National Rugby Club coaching position becomes available. Multiple UMAD sources report that Crowe promised Athletic Director Bill Martin that Michigan fans will be "entertained" by the play of the Wolverines during his tenure as head coach.

Sportsblog checkoutmyhemi was the first site to report this real, factual, not made up news story:

The Battleship, a writer for the unpopular weblog checkoutmyhemi, reports that the new acting head coach for the Wolverines is none other than Australia's Russell Crowe.

Russell Crowe has signed a five-year contract to coach the University of Michigan football team.

COMH was also the first to report reactions from "Under Down":

Im (sp) here on location, and the buzz is BIG! Every1 (sp) in Sidney is saying that Russel (sp) Crow (sp), national hearo (sp) and hollywood icon, will be taking the rains (sp) for the recently disposed (inane) Loyd (sp) Car (sp)! More later as detayles (sp) be come (?) available!

COMH is the leader in real, factual, not made up news about Michigan's football coach search.