Thanksgiving Day Calorie Count

4490! (calories from beverages not included)




Sorry Richards, your calories don't count here.

Since everything I have eaten today has come from prepared food packaging, I am able to report my total calorie count, sauf que les bieres et le vin.


Breakfast:
3 eggs @ 70 calories per egg: 70 x 3 = 210
1 slice of cheese (with eggs): 100 calories x 1 = 100
4 sausage biscuit sandwiches @ 155 calories per sandwich: 155 x 4 = 620


Lunch:


warm and soft inside tough exterior

1 turkey pot pie @ 1060 calories = 1060


Dinner:
1 turkey pot pie @ 1060 calories = 1060

Dessert:


looks better in real life

4 Safeway Select apple blossoms @ 360 calories per pastry = 1440

So that's my input. About 30 minutes ago I did another 25 push-ups and just did another 25, bringing my total for the day up to 125. I'm considering doing some ab work, but may hold off till tomorrow. I'm shitfaced.