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Wednesday, November 29, 2006


Purchase this $24 shirt here. It's expensive, but hey, so are lap dances.

There is nothing but basketball on tonight, which immediately makes me think of porn, SUV's, hand guns, and of course strippers.

If you are thinking about going to a strip club, just go jerk off (preferably at home) instead. If, after jerking off, you still want to go to a strip club, then get your ass moving. And bring lots of cash. If you have a wife or girlfriend at home, remember to disrobe in another room and bury your clothes at the bottom of your smelly laundry pile. That stripper perfume will get your ass in big trouble if you're not careful.

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