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Friday, December 29, 2006

NFL Network Has Identity Crisis

You'll always be mine, NFL Network, and I'll always love you.

The NFL Network needs to study abroad, maybe at The Sorbonne in Paris, to "find" itself.

En francais: Il faut que Le Reseau NFL voyager a l'etranger pour etudier, peut etre a La Sorbonne a Paris, pour "se-trouver".

I had a huge crush on Mireille in high school (pictured on the left) I'd love to teach her the international language: English.

Last night I flipped back and forth from two crappy football games: the holiday bowl on ESPN and the texas bowl on the NFL Network. That's right--the TEXAS BOWL on the NFL NETWORK. When did amateur hour start on the NFL Network? This just seems wrong to me. If you are foolish enough to think that there is enough NFL related programming to fill up 168 hours every week, when you only show one or two games, you should have to stick with it or let it die. Suppose ESPN U started showing high school games and BET started showing back-to-back episodes of Full House Monday through Friday. It would confuse the hell out of people. It's not "The Football Network", which would actually work, but would involve cooperation between the NFL and other entities like, gasp, the NCAA. The NBA network, as far as I know, does not show college games, and it will never need to. If the network looks like it is going to die, it can just start showing NBA games every day during the season.

The hubris of the NFL will never let the NFL Network die. They will continue to give it organ transplants from bodies of different species until it is a grotesque monster that cannot be controlled. The monster will return to kill its maker. From Europe.

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