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Monday, January 22, 2007

Why Not Sell Matching Shorts?


I've also got an FMS sack.

It has been quite a while since any fitness celebrity John Basedow material has been featured. Sorry about that. For just $34.90 you can have this great gift delivered to your door. What, it's too expensive, you say? Maybe you're just poor, or didn't realize that it is a limited edition shirt, you know, like a Ferrari or fine wine. You get what you pay for.

While you're at it, why not add to your virtual shopping cart an Inspirational Photo Set (scroll all the way to the bottom)! For $39.95 you get not one inspirational photo of fitness celebrity John Basedow, not two photos of fitness celebrity John Basedow. Three you say? Wrong! Try doubling that. That's right, for $39.95 you will get all six inspirational photos of The Man himself.

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3 Comments:

  • At 11:15 AM, Blogger The Battleship said…

    Here's a little trivia for all you Basedow Base Heads out there. What constitutes a FMS high five?

     
  • At 2:52 PM, Blogger Awful Chief said…

    Hmmm...it must have something to do with muscles...big hard muscles stretching thin electrolysized skin.
    I'll guess a double fist-pound with a simultaneous ab & pectoral pound.

     
  • At 4:39 PM, Blogger The Battleship said…

    Actually, its surprisingly tame. From the video I saw it appeared that JB came up with it on the fly in an attempt to connect with one of his fans. Any other guesses? Winner gets an inspirational photo of blogging celebrity Awful Chief.

     

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