Greetings From Da Yay

About to drive to the 'hoe for the weekend to ski and gamble. Really looking forward to stepping up to the counter and giving my picks. It's hard to find money lines in Nevada, so I'm going to have to go for picks involving the spread. Here's what I'm liking right now:

Baltimore -3.5 vs. Indy

The game will be outdoors in the cold. Last week the Colts dominated on both sides of the ball, but if you study the game film you will notice that they were playing the Chiefs, the worst playoff team in the AFC and maybe the entire league. Baltimore is a tuff fucking team that will protect the shit out of their house.

Philly +5 at New Orleans

The N.O.K. Saints are a fun team to watch and root for, but I have several friends from Philly and I like it when they are happy so I root for them most weeks. I've done well betting on them the past several weeks because the lines have been favorable since jeff garcia has been in charge. JG gives you 95% of what Donovan gives you. Not quite as good of a passer, but not ashamed to be black like Donovan is. Jeffy will actually run if nobody is around him.

Seattle +8.5 at Chicago

8.5 is way too big of a number in the playoffs not to take.

New England +5 at San Diego

I can't fucking wait for this game. Baltimore/Indy is going to be great as well, but come on now...this is the game. I wouldn't be shocked if SD wins the game, even by a wide margin, but I have to take the 5 if NE is getting it.

Awful Chief -4 patties at In-N-Out Burger

I have never been to In-N-Out and not finished a 4x4, but I had a huge breakfast at Ole's Waffle Shop in Alameda. My internal processor should find some room for the big one, but probably not enough for seconds.

Update: I only bet on the first two games and I put twice as much on Bawmore as on Philly, so getting three of the four didn't send me to early retirement. At In-N-Out last Thursday I put down a 4x4, a 2x2 animal style, and a vanilla shake, so my six patty performance was a resounding cover.