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Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Midlife Crisis Averted at Age 29


Experience The Ultimate.

Sorry about the lack of new material lately. The royal we have been busy doing shit. You know, like getting life experience and bitchfucking and keeping benders going. The big news I have to report is my recent purchase of a motorcycle. Yesterday morning I bought a '79 BMW R65 str8 cash off a guy. It's still sitting at the guy's house because I still need to buy a helmet and some other riding gear. I'm hoping to ride off with it on Friday morning and hopefully live through the weekend.

Rules for riding with Awful Chief:

-Position your pussy over the drip-pan.
-Leather riding skirt is suggested to prevent road rash when you are getting spark plugged on the asphalt.
-Panties are strictly forbidden.
-You can look around during the ride, but you must only be thinking about my johnson.
-Hold onto the safety shaft located on the front of the driver.
-Wait your turn.
-Tramp stamp must be clearly visible to vehicles behind you.

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3 Comments:

  • At 12:38 PM, Blogger Sarah said…

    Wow... for that fine specimen you have pictured, you might want to swap out the drip-pan for a bucket.

     
  • At 12:51 PM, Blogger Awful Chief said…

    Perhaps her natural juices could double as a top-notch engine oil. In that case I could swap out the drip-pan or bucket for a funnel with a hose going to the engine.

     
  • At 3:24 PM, Blogger Dr Blackstones said…

    Make sure you fill out your organ donor card. Dibs on your liver.

     

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