Free Advertising for the APT
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I don't care whether you stop by frequently or are here by accident, it's a fact that you suffer from anal fissures. Give the Chevy Chase Clinical Research group a call and ask about the anal pain trial (APT). If you are lucky enough to meet the qualifications and are selected to participate, who knows: maybe the investigational ointment will make it feel like you're expelling soft serve vanilla instead of Moose Tracks.
Ad taken from the Washington Post Express
Labels: awful chief, pooping and peeing
posted by Trader Rick @ 12:09 AM
3 Comments:
At 7:40 AM,
Dave said…
What is that device emerging from the coil of barbed wire? It kind of looks like a lamp.
At 8:36 AM,
Trader Rick said…
That would be a toilet paper holder.
At 10:17 AM,
Dave said…
I don't know that I'd trust a clinic that purports to specialize in asses while employing such a flimsy, impractical toilet paper holder in its advertisements. Without the closing the loop, what is to keep the toilet paper from falling off? At best, that is merely a decorative holder for the "guest" toilet paper which should be set next to a more functional toilet paper holder that people actually use.
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