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Thursday, January 24, 2008

Free Advertising for the APT

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I don't care whether you stop by frequently or are here by accident, it's a fact that you suffer from anal fissures. Give the Chevy Chase Clinical Research group a call and ask about the anal pain trial (APT). If you are lucky enough to meet the qualifications and are selected to participate, who knows: maybe the investigational ointment will make it feel like you're expelling soft serve vanilla instead of Moose Tracks.

Ad taken from the Washington Post Express

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  • At 7:40 AM, Blogger The Battleship said…

    What is that device emerging from the coil of barbed wire? It kind of looks like a lamp.

  • At 8:36 AM, Blogger Awful Chief said…

    That would be a toilet paper holder.

  • At 10:17 AM, Blogger The Battleship said…

    I don't know that I'd trust a clinic that purports to specialize in asses while employing such a flimsy, impractical toilet paper holder in its advertisements. Without the closing the loop, what is to keep the toilet paper from falling off? At best, that is merely a decorative holder for the "guest" toilet paper which should be set next to a more functional toilet paper holder that people actually use.


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